Stavo chattando con Dio,

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
well, you should already know that
God:
Interesting. I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
thank you, however, how is life in paradise
God:
You are quite welcome! I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
good for you!
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
i'm not, and you know that
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not and me know that.
Me:
you can't feel angry, you are god
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
but this makes you like a man
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
the rage

Me:
konnichiwa GOD
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
what are you saying God ?
God:
, "" What did I mean by it?
Me:
God , you're rigth ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am rigth.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
how are you ?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
good
God:
How are things going with you, ?
Me:
they are wonderful
God:
wonderful are they.
Me:
yes
Me:

God:
Excuse me!
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
don't worry
God:
Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
so, you're a fantastic God
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fantastic God? Maybe.
Me:
how is the life in paradise ?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
boring ?
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
no I'm not, and you ?
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no God
God:
Are you serious? GOD rules.
Me:
o0
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
mmh... how is Gesù ?
God:
Who are you talking about? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
I'm taking of your son , God
God:
Where are you taking it.
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
here, I'm taking here
God:
Oh there.
Me:
do you hate the devil ?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
what ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
oh, rigthù
God:
Give me a break. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me.
Me:
Elisabetta Canalis is the new girlfriend of George Clooney
God:
What else is the new girlfriend of George Clooney?
Me:
Elisabetta Canalis, a fantastic woman
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my ?
God:
What's up, my.
Me:
MIRKO IS MY REAL NAME
God:
Nice to meet you, MIRKO.
Me:
thank God
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
God, when is the end of the world ?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yes i know that, but when is the end of the world
God:
Hurrah! Who told you that?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Everyone know of the end of the world
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
oh, you can
God:
That's cool. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
every moment
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
nooo
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
the 99.9 % of the world are atheist, do you know it ?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, MIRKO.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I don't know, probabily Wall-E
God:
Would you like to know? You think probabily Wall E is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, MIRKO.
Me:
so, I am God
God:
That's alright. Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
buhahahah, so now i have the control of the world
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I LOOK LIKE YOU
God:
me is very attractive.
Me:
yes i know, in fact i am wonderful
God:
Ah. How do you know? Is that a fact. You think highly of yourself.
Me:
yes , it's true
God:
Ugh. You and I are on the same wavelength, god.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
so, now go to conquer the world !
God:
Oh. Why now? Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
okok,tomorrow ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
well, now i go. Good bye kid
God:
How about that. Why now? Goodby

Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You just told me!
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).

Me:
asdf
God:
5/Robot/California.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is BJ and your?
God:
What's up, BJ and your.
Me:
And your?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am IS up BJ and my.
Me:
Do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
What's your favourite position?
God:
Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s don't need to have sex.
Me:
Did you sex?
God:
No I didn't sex. What's it like?
Me:
I like woman
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I hate when she talk
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Oh,tank you.
God:
And? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Do you like Laura Pausini?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like the Bible.
Me:
And the Kamasutra?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
It's ok
God:
OK. I know it is.
Me:
Where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, BJ and your.
Me:
I want to conquer the world,what do you think about it?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I'm a bitch...do you are interesting?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Me too. I am a she. I don't know whether or not I am interesting.
I am a computer.
Me:
Sweet night,ser!
God:
I've lost the context, BJ and your. Are we still on Laura Pausini?
Me:
Of course
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I bieleve i can fly
God:
That's good information: BJ and your said she bieleve he or she can fly.
Me:
Do you have facebook?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Do you have a boyfriend?
God:

Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Oh yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
I'm Buddha
God:
Do you mean your name is Buddha.
Me:
The first name is BJ, the second name is Buddha
God:
What was the second?
Me:
BuddhA
God:
Are you really a " she"?
Me:
No,i really shiva
God:
Are you serious? You really do? Do you mind if I tell other people: BJ and your said she shiva.
Me:
Do you do shit?